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creaturefeature500 said: MRA dating: Make sure you do a lot of negging during the date. Then go in for a kiss even if every social cue has told you she's not interested. When she pulls back make sure you call her a fat/ugly/stupid slut who should be thankful you've even gave her the time of day. Follow up on Facebook with how girls play games with dudes, and ask why it's so hard for a nice guy like you to find a girlfriend.

ask-an-mra-anything:

Women play games; men wage war and conquer.

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So my professor was asking questions.

  • Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
  • Like 3 people: *raises hand*
  • Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
  • Me: *raises hand*
  • Professor: *points me out* why?
  • Me: It's illegal.
  • Professor: touche.
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neruda-bro:

ofc banksy didn’t get arrested lol that’s the whole point of him… he’s some white guy practicing an art Black and Latino men get penalized for producing by making shallow critiques of capitalism and getting away with it and “elevating” it lol

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bifacts:

Fact: 4 out of 5 dentists recommend bisexuals. It is currently unclear what exactly they recommend bisexuals for, but nonetheless bisexuals are flattered

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panda-face-mew:

I like nice things but I dont like paying a lot for the nice things. 

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ninetail-fox:

a girl ,Kyoto

ninetail-fox:

a girl ,Kyoto

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xxvalleygirlxx:

He went in for the kill

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cheatsheet:

Choose your own aventure!

cheatsheet:

Choose your own aventure!

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  • me: *touches elbows with a stranger on a shared armrest*
  • me: what are we
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p0kemina:

Moon Prism Mahou Shoujo ~!!

// click here to get the look //

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gym-leader-merida:

if you don’t terrify people a little bit then what’s the point.

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chocolatevevo:

attractive people: a poem

you are attractive

how and why

stop being attractive

im going to cry

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Anonymous said: I am a white dominican. please stop from associating blackness with the dominican republic.

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latinobussy:

Okay Trujillo.

I still can’t believe this lmao

#trujillo tho lmao